I am so not prepared.

[silverflight8]

From yifu:
Look to your right. Whatever object you see there is your designated weapon in the upcoming Zombie Apocalypse! Comment on this post to tell me what it is, then repost to spread the zombie virus.


I have an unfilled application, a pen, a stuffed monkey (don't ask) and a very small notebook.

I am not sure how helpful this would be for a zombie apocalypse. Perhaps I could use the pen as a projectile - it's quite sturdy looking - and use the monkey as a decoy (it's really cute. It's wearing a lumberjack-like red shirt and all). Maybe I could papercut a zombie? Does that even work?

The tl;dr: definitely not prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse. Actually, for any apocalypse.

Comments

[starriheavens.livejournal.com]

up until about 5 minutes ago, I had a folded up Burger King bag. Now I have a bunch of papers--my short fiction assignment that was returned to me on tuesday, my non-fiction workshop group papers, and a page of very bad biochem notes.

I think I'm even less prepared.

[silverflight8.livejournal.com]

Perhaps the science in your notes will ward them off! Like, er, garlic?

[starriheavens.livejournal.com]

haha, well, my biochem notes are like: "i'm bored. DDDDD:<" for an entire page, so I don't think that'd work. XD maybe the boredom will scare them away!