Masters of the Universe (2026)
Jun. 8th, 2026 01:28 pmWell. More thruthfully, when I hear "He-Man" I rather think about... dan na naa naa, dan na naa naa, TAISTELU-JASKA!
Taistelu-Jaska (Jaska the Fighter) is a video series from when "funny" dubs of cartoon recuts were peak Finnish Youtube. I bet for a large chunk of a certain millennial demographic, Taistelu-Jaska is the definitive iteration of He-Man. I know I still often think of the truly iconic lines ("parempi nyrkki perseessä kuin asua Lohjalla" - 'better a fist up your ass than to live in Lohja'). It's just... so dumb especially trying to explain it in English, but it's also genius.
Be as it may, we ended up having a really fun He-Man afternoon. We watched the 1987 Cannon Films version (I had seen it about a decade ago and had forgotten how much of it takes place on Earth) and an episode of the 1983 cartoon to prime ourselves. The first movie is... not terrible? And actually a really interesting project for Cannon to take on. It's just boring in a lot of places, especially the regular human drama bits.
The new movie might be a lot of things, and it is certainly not boring. I didn't know what to expect really and it was so much fun. :D
I avoided all possible spoilers so I didn't even know the cast. Teela is Veronica Riverdale! There's Idris Elba!? He was fantastic as always. And Adam is played by the prince from Red, White and Royal Blue. He was such a good choice for the type of character they went for. Very similar to David Corenswet's Superman. I think there's something to be said about the masculine softboy/babygirl male hero discourse, but I don't have a thinkpiece in me. Besides He-Man himself, the movie is very much similar to James Gunn's oeuvre in general, but I found it... more pleasant to my own sensibilities? I also really liked Bumblebee, so I think I just jive with Travis Knight's style.
The one strike against the casting is Jared Leto as Skeletor. He didn't do a bad job per se, but Skeletor was memorable mostly because of the writing -- the scriptwriters were having so much fun with him -- and the visuals. I feel like there are a dozen actors who would have delivered a really fun performance just as well. He didn't suck. It's just. Why would you hire Jared Leto. You don't need to do that, you know?
Still, that choice didn't detract from the whole. The visuals are so so pretty. The movie is looong (40 minutes longer than the Dolph one!) but it didn't feel like a slog at any point. The fights were well done. It was nice to see lots of melee fighting (with the POWER SWORD). It has a lot of jokes and a lot of them don't land, but it's very charming about it. The bad jokeyness won me over. Prince
One of the absolute stars of the movie is the score. If you like power metal and Brian May shredding on the guitar, please listen to the score. For that alone I was glad we went to see it on the big screen. And then they even ( spoiler )
So yeah, it was fun! The plot is very standard hero's journey, but it's lovingly, thoughtfully made. I think for big He-Man fans there are a lot of fun details that I completely missed, but it works for the uninitiated perfectly well.

