An open letter to the spider union
Sep. 9th, 2010 08:50 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
silverflight8To: thespiderunion@silverflight8shouse.net
Re: A note on your activities
Cc: insects@silverflight8shouse.net; millipedes.bathroom@silverflight8shouse.net
Priority: Urgent
I know I haven't talked to you all in a long time. (That is, a year). However, it has come to my attention that you're all wandering around again. Everywhere. I mean, I walk into the bathroom, and one of your union members is squatting in my sink. The sink I use everyday. In the spring, all the little babies were tolerable, but now it's becoming ridiculous. You could pass for a big beetle. I'm getting tired to inspecting EVERY DARK SPOT on the carpet to see whether you've decided to amble along my floor.
So I think I'm issuing a decree. I am totally fine with all of you living outside. But the minute your legs set foot in my house, you're all facing immediate death, and then a toilet flush.
With all due respect,
silverflight8
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Re: A note on your activities
Cc: insects@silverflight8shouse.net; millipedes.bathroom@silverflight8shouse.net
Priority: Urgent
I know I haven't talked to you all in a long time. (That is, a year). However, it has come to my attention that you're all wandering around again. Everywhere. I mean, I walk into the bathroom, and one of your union members is squatting in my sink. The sink I use everyday. In the spring, all the little babies were tolerable, but now it's becoming ridiculous. You could pass for a big beetle. I'm getting tired to inspecting EVERY DARK SPOT on the carpet to see whether you've decided to amble along my floor.
So I think I'm issuing a decree. I am totally fine with all of you living outside. But the minute your legs set foot in my house, you're all facing immediate death, and then a toilet flush.
With all due respect,
silverflight8
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This communication is private and is intended for the recipients to which the email is addressed only.
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Date: Sep. 10th, 2010 09:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: Sep. 11th, 2010 05:34 am (UTC)INTEGRATED SINKS!
WHEN DO WE WANT THEM?
NOW!