An Open Letter to Mother Nature
May. 29th, 2010 11:54 pmDear Mother Nature,
I'm awfully sorry about how we've been treating you. I know that I'd hate it if all my beloved creatures were going extinct, or the terrain and land was being torn up carelessly, or all the beautiful vistas destroyed by people who were much too busy to appreciate it. I'm terribly sorry that we've been littering and wasting and squandering what we have.
But, please, would you let off just a little on the weather? Ma'am, it's almost June, and it snowed all day today; I believe it's still snowing outside. There are tree branches being torn off, the flowers are not only rabbit-bitten but also frost-bitten, and the roads are slick with water--could we please get the same sort of nice weather that they get down south? We've been snowed on since October.
Thanks in advance for reading my request. In closing, I remain
Yr obt servant, &c, &c,
silverflight8
I'm awfully sorry about how we've been treating you. I know that I'd hate it if all my beloved creatures were going extinct, or the terrain and land was being torn up carelessly, or all the beautiful vistas destroyed by people who were much too busy to appreciate it. I'm terribly sorry that we've been littering and wasting and squandering what we have.
But, please, would you let off just a little on the weather? Ma'am, it's almost June, and it snowed all day today; I believe it's still snowing outside. There are tree branches being torn off, the flowers are not only rabbit-bitten but also frost-bitten, and the roads are slick with water--could we please get the same sort of nice weather that they get down south? We've been snowed on since October.
Thanks in advance for reading my request. In closing, I remain
Yr obt servant, &c, &c,
silverflight8