silver (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
silverflight8) wrote2010-09-09 08:50 pm
silverflight8) wrote2010-09-09 08:50 pm
An open letter to the spider union
To: thespiderunion@silverflight8shouse.net
Re: A note on your activities
Cc: insects@silverflight8shouse.net; millipedes.bathroom@silverflight8shouse.net
Priority: Urgent
I know I haven't talked to you all in a long time. (That is, a year). However, it has come to my attention that you're all wandering around again. Everywhere. I mean, I walk into the bathroom, and one of your union members is squatting in my sink. The sink I use everyday. In the spring, all the little babies were tolerable, but now it's becoming ridiculous. You could pass for a big beetle. I'm getting tired to inspecting EVERY DARK SPOT on the carpet to see whether you've decided to amble along my floor.
So I think I'm issuing a decree. I am totally fine with all of you living outside. But the minute your legs set foot in my house, you're all facing immediate death, and then a toilet flush.
With all due respect,
silverflight8
--
This communication is private and is intended for the recipients to which the email is addressed only.
Re: A note on your activities
Cc: insects@silverflight8shouse.net; millipedes.bathroom@silverflight8shouse.net
Priority: Urgent
I know I haven't talked to you all in a long time. (That is, a year). However, it has come to my attention that you're all wandering around again. Everywhere. I mean, I walk into the bathroom, and one of your union members is squatting in my sink. The sink I use everyday. In the spring, all the little babies were tolerable, but now it's becoming ridiculous. You could pass for a big beetle. I'm getting tired to inspecting EVERY DARK SPOT on the carpet to see whether you've decided to amble along my floor.
So I think I'm issuing a decree. I am totally fine with all of you living outside. But the minute your legs set foot in my house, you're all facing immediate death, and then a toilet flush.
With all due respect,
silverflight8
--
This communication is private and is intended for the recipients to which the email is addressed only.
no subject
no subject
no subject
INTEGRATED SINKS!
WHEN DO WE WANT THEM?
NOW!